"Adventure is out there"
whenever you try to fall asleep during hot summer nights
This weeks American hero.
Last Saturday at two in the morning we pulled over on the side of the road, hoping to get a little bit of sleep before continuing onwards to the Grand Canyon. I think I only got maybe one hour of sleep , if that. It was incredibly cold and sleeping in the drivers seat of the car is not fun. Also, I ate an old burger that made me feel sick all night.
It was all worth it for the view. I’ve never seen so many stars in my life.
that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth
Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
- me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
- announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!